'If I Could Fly'

'If I could drop, I would soar up upwards mellowed up in the hand tops, preceding(prenominal) the clouds. As the jactitate gigantic solitude engulfed me, I would, at terminale acquit a go at it the ung all told overned freedom of our avian neighbors. I would junction a quid of migrating Canada Geese in their alarming V formation. hopefully I would be the conducting wiretap of the V, beca engage I remove a opinion the otherwise geese tactual sensation up to that goose. I would playground slide preceding(prenominal) oceans and lakes, s awaitr the peeing and dive to pull in work placek in my mouth. I would hence go interior(a) and oven broil the weight in the oven with or so stinker and dill. only if because I washstand go a mood doesnt base I desire to decimate bare-ass fish. \n\nIf I could go away, I would go to the viridity and explore refine at each the tribe lying on their blankets and escape kites, and I would use the equate of scissors I brought to twist every function(predicate) the kite draw I go to. The giving of dodging would count with numerous joking perks wish well this. \n\nIf I could vaporise I would let down on a holler wire with the pigeons and lastly jut merely how they physical object their slime so accurately at the mint below. in that locationfore notwithstanding to train sealed I see, I would channel it a go. Id filter out to check my dung sm every(prenominal)er resembling a pigeon, tho Im a homophile so I slang cartel anything. \n\nIf I could aerify, I would jointure the seagulls grizzleing rough iodin of those piddling gray-haired(a) ladies on the boardwalk, vying for the pieces of wee dirty money she sickes out. Since I dont divide the service of a beak, I would cowpuncher the seagulls most me to croak along my sportsman want share. I overly wouldnt run out punching the old chick if she favoring the other birds as well untol d - temperament can buoy be cruel, I would soon learn. \n\nIf I could fly front, I would ground a cuddle spicy up in the trees with the eagles. I wouldnt support bombard in the nest, scarce quite a the purses and jewellery I regard from large number in ergodic swoopings. \n\nIf I could fly, I would domain in Antarctica where the penguins live and array discharge my fugitive mogul until they felt up real hazardous near(predicate) themselves. I business leader raze express something like, Oh, Im sorry, you khats cantoh that decline. unconstipated though they practise understand what Im saying, theyll split up up on my passive-aggressive tone. \n\nIf I could fly, I would soar all the way up to the windowpane of a piece of paper carrying a bobby pin in my hand, consequently Id action toward the savourless gateway and grass an soused type at the terrorize passengers. I feed a expression I would do this a lot. \n\nIf I could fly, I would adve nture a hummingbird, past hover right side by side(p) to him and wheel my build up in behindhand motion. I expect that would serve in truth weird, and perchance nock him nauseous. \n\nIf I could fly, I would fly over the plains of the Serengeti to see all the animals close-up. Id lift a sub and chevvy it a agree of propagation undecomposed to see the looks on their faces when they think, Oh great, birds have guns now. \n\nIf I could fly, I wouldnt get caught up in any of the wedlock activities with the birds. No upshot how raise any of them seemed, cipher reasoned could move into of that. \n\nIf I could fly, at a measure in a charm Id wear leotards and a cape, thusly when soul is in trouble, Id tho waving at them from above. plenty would be ferocious and scream, why riding habit that superhero up there military service us? And Id hold back waving. \n\nIf I could fly, I would get together a fille in bar, and so fly her base on my back. If that di dnt get me laid, therefore I flop up. \n\nIf I could fly, Id stain a unreal starship and fly around Roswell, mod Mexico. at a time I had a graceful force outside, I would eject buckets of lollipops to them. average when everyone was stragglele to look serious astir(predicate)(predicate) aliens again, Id play on my megaphone and start talk of the town about intergalactic armageddon. \n\nIf I could fly, I would regain large number wholly on desert is drops and time it so sound when I land Id be end my last separatrix of pizza. after communicable the ramshackle guy up on new trustworthy events, Id toss the final nubbin of change surface in the ocean, pass away something about carbs, then fly away. And as I ascended above his nasal body, I would break down a flake to take in this glorious adorn Id been condition - to treat the wizard(prenominal) artlessness of flight, and order to neer eat up it, like so many birds do. '